“Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.” – Jeff Rovin

“Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other.” – W. Somerset Maugham

“Love is the only disease that makes you feel better.” – Sam Shepard

“Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness.” – Anonymous

“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.” – Judith Viorst

“A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” – Tim Allen

“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” – Richard Lewis

“The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.” – Bruce Lansky

“I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing.” – Peter Ustinov

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” – Joan Crawford